Palin's program

I called this one months ago (okay, I thought she'd get a talk show contract but this is almost as good) - Sarah Palin will be a FOX News contributor as well as hosting a recurring segment on "everyday Americans" ... you know, the ones who sling animals from their shoulders and still manage to sport perfect bouffants. Why is this good news, you ask? Well, it will keep Palin out of politics for the time being, make FOX look even more foolish than they already do, and provide some sound bytes that promise to be even more outrageous than the catchphrases of the Jersey Shore. All hail faux news and Sarah Palin, the gift that keeps on giving (credit to the Democratic party)!