Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Good news new year

Reasons why 2010 already rocks:
The Knicks are 2-o.
The Apple tablet (the iSlate) will be introduced in January and apparently alter life as we know it.
Soon we will have fancy grilled cheese from a truck.
It is the year of Michael Cera, who has been hanging out with the Jersey Shore cast, starring in trippy music videos, and developing an alter ego with tight white pants and a perv-stache.
"Tweet," "sexting," "app" and "bromance" are no longer considered acceptable words in the English language.
Kanye is going to try to be more like Maya Angelou and less like a jerkoff. That's a New Year's Resolution if I've ever heard one.

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