Look on the bright side, kid

"Every day after school, I used to go to violin lessons, but now Mom says I don't have to go anymore!  This is so awesome because the violin was so boring and my teacher, Mrs. Calabrass, smelled like the attic and didn't let me drink soda!  But now I don't have to deal with Mrs. Calabrass or listen to stupid Brahms with her!  I hate the attic - but I love this recession!"

-Lucas Kavner via McSweeney's